schmeal

Large, sasquatch like creature seen prowling the University of Minnesota campus in a bathrobe, playing disc golf. Can be attracted by cake, or calls of "what's the deal schmeal?"

"Schmeal will eat cake."

by Pioneer February 20, 2005

schwear

Dublin knackers mating call to each other, often let out in a loud screach, much like a seagull. Often used as a back up call to fellow inmates or 'budz' when starting fights or 'scraps'. When used by professionals can only be heard by members of the same herd or 'gang' as it is too highpitched to be heard by regular ears (akin to dog whistles).

Lazzo: "Schwear ladzzz, they're schtartin' budz!"
Davo: "we're comin' Lazzo, we're comin'! SCHWEAARRRRRRRRR!"

by Fiona&Maz June 11, 2006

Wank My Schmeat

When you are in a hurry to get to your grandmother's funeral and you have to quickly bust one out in the Loaf-n-Jug stall whilst one other man is next to you in the urinal enjoying the sweet harmony of your grunts and wheezes.

Oh no! It's my grandma's funeral! I better wank my schmeat to replace the whipped cream on the pie for later!

by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

schwea

Extreme approval of something gnarly.

Schwea bro, that snowboarding trick was dope!

by Bryan April 5, 2005

schmead

Unknown bodily substance found on everyday items.

"Amanda left a bunch of schmead on my monitor and keyboard."

by retlehs September 16, 2006

shyeah

1. a cool/excited way of saying "yeah!" or "of course!" short for "shit yeah"

2. can also be used in a sarcastic way, as used in the movie 'Waynes World'

1. "You goin' to Mike's party?" "SHYEAH!... I can't wait!"

2. "You goin' to Mike's party?" "shyeah, right... and later on, monkies might fly outa my butt"

by Dan January 21, 2004

Schmeagol

the biggest lick; closely resembles the character from lord of the rings; not sociably acceptable in society or most public places including restaurants, public schools, and most Walmarts in South Florida; very hard to understand and should consider learning sign language; also has trouble "with the ladies".

drug dealer: hey lick wanna buy some tree

schmeagol: hey sure brooo how bout a g for 15

drug dealer: fuck you lick try 30.

schmeagol: yes sir mr. sir

drug dealer: *walks away with $30 and never gave him the tree*

by dat boi FUF* October 13, 2011