schlitz shits

The disgusting shit you get the morning after drinking a lot of cheap beer. It can be identified by the way it comes out all soft and mushy. It may feel like diarrhea but it usually appears like normal shit. Also, you'll need a couple hundred feet of toilet paper.

Whoever had the schlitz shits in the second floor bathroom needs to plunge the toilet NOW.

by Phil Cornholes May 14, 2008

schitari

Noun. Adj. A group of muslims that lived from 896 B.C. to 35 C.E. typically credited with the invention of the blow job.

Sometimes I suspect that Leslie is partly Schitari.

by chow Meister November 16, 2012

Schnitzel

A character from a show called Chowder.

Guy 1: What is your favorite cartoon character?
Guy 2: Schnitzel from Chowder.

by יודל ישן March 27, 2021

Schitu

Schitu is a small village from constanta. Peasents from there don't usually have internet connection and you will probably run over wild boars if you drive there. People from schitu don't like tuzleans and are usually enemies.

Why are you always carrying 5 liters of water?
We don't have such things in Schitu

by RusuFlori February 6, 2023

Beer schlitz

The uncontrollable diarrhea one gets from consuming large amounts of schlitz beer

Dude, don't go in the bathroom for awhile. I had the massive beer schlitz.

by Milwaukeelover January 16, 2011

Schmitz

A tall, red-haired person who gets high off of weed 24-7. Usually eating cheap tacos and inhaling incense.

You look as stoned as Schmitz!

by samiam6977 January 17, 2009

schlitz-faced

One who is shit-faced on cheap booze, such as Schlitz beer.

The girl at Snake and Jake's was so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool without provocation.

by Anomaly July 8, 2005