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Petar Schriner

A hot,sexy,underage,bad ass freak who steals things,tries to light the school on fire..well you get the picture!Known to have gotten arrested at the age of 13 for smoking marijuana.See Justin Flores
Petar is a freaking hottie.Go away.

"Fuck You!"
~Sean Hoimes
Also known to have a chode.
by Mr.Potty December 11, 2003
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Scabinger

The name of someone that eats scabs off there significant other genitals.
My fiance loves to be a scabinger while we lay in bed and watch movies.
by sleeves339 June 22, 2012
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Schwanged

Melissa's skirt totally had me schwanged last night.
by Big_Bird February 10, 2009
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schwanker

A penis, also known as a flanger, dangler, and schlanker.
When you run down the stairs with loose shorts, your schwanker dangles around.
by jon62551 August 21, 2005
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Schweiner

The word often said by a highly unadaptable person with a terrible lisp, trying to say the word "weiner"
Ehhhhey Shonnnny, i shee your schweiner.
by Lisppy McLisperson June 16, 2011
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Schlonger

The term for a penis so large that anyone who sees it turns to stone due to sheer jealousy. It is said that a man many years ago possessed the infamous "Schlonger" but used it's power for evil, forcing a valiant warrior to slice the penis clean off and hide it so that no one else would get jealous of the massive meat stick. The current location of the Schlonger is unknown.
Jerry: "Have you heard the legend of the Schlonger?"

Bill: "It's not a legend. Look at my huge penis!"

Jerry: "..."

Bill: "Jerry? Jerry?! Crap, he's turned to stone. Shouldn't have abused my schlonger."
by Voltron22 August 6, 2012
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der weiner schlinger

An over-the-shoulder devise used by an oversized man that shoots Fairbury hotdogs to distracted Husker fans at Nebraska sporting events.
by andersonland.org June 30, 2004
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