Schwammered

When you are too drunk to describe the state you are in and you start combining words.

Being wasted and hammered at the same time.

Ashton: Dude i got so schwammered last night!

Gabe/Rachel: thats not good. youre a whore

by schwammered June 5, 2010

Schwemp

A Schwemp... A gypsy child of questionable parentage, has facial hair no matter how little the amount, is at least bordering on overweight and has next to no social skills and will likely give birth to further Schwemps as it is a dominant gene. Believed to have evolved from Dale farm, backwards

Plural - Schwempi

Singular - Schwemp

Context - "Look at that (those) dirty schwemps (schwempi)

"That caravan is a schwemp hive"

"We're going to norfolk"..."Do we need the schwempicide?"

"That bloke has webbed hands"..."Probably a schwemp"

by Jackson Harenberg September 26, 2012

schimpf

(v.) to get strung out on a FUCK ton of drugs in a really short amount of time and get fuuuuucked uuuuuuup

(n.) the state of mind in which one has been schimpfing

He was in schimpf mode at that party, he was upstairs hittin that nitrous all night after doin a shit ton of yay

by tha tin man April 25, 2011

Schwibby

1. Has long hair
2. Plays Hockey
3. Aggro

The Schwibby guy, the hockey guy, the benchwarmer!

by Not My Dad Mehrdad June 2, 2018

Schwimming

To mess around in a pool, but not accually swim.
Not to be confused with "swimming", which is used to reffer to swimming laps.

I don't feel like swimming, I'm too tired, lets go schwimming.

by Davy Allen November 15, 2006

Schtimen

Meant to be said with a group of people in a raindrop (One person says it, than more and more to the point its almost rabble) fashion while greeting somebody. It is the only word said throughout the whole conversation. This word is designed to leave the person your greeting scratching there head and saying What the Fuck!? It has no real meaning other than the intent to completely shock and dazzle the person being greeted. It is not from the German Language.

(Group of people walk up to a doorbell and ring it, Rhuwell comes to the door)
Person 1: Schtimen
Person 2,1: Schtimen
Rhuwell: Hi...
Person 3,1: Schtimen
Person 4,1,2,3: Schtimen
Rhuwell: What the fuck, im leaving
Person 5: Schtimen

by Robb from Staten Island February 16, 2008

Schwide

–noun
1. a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for acceptance; prostitute; harlot; strumpet. Bad hair
–verb (used without object or sometimes a really desperate guy)
2. to act as a whore.
3. to consort with whores or other really really unfortunate mirrors.
4. to open one's leg in an unattractive manner. usually one's odor is released (i.e skunk)
–verb (used with object)
4. Obsolete. to make a whore of; corrupt; debauch. To expose one's cellulite.

If you were to Schwide, this is what you would say....

"I'm feeling like I could open up my legs today and see who shows up for the buffet"

"I find my legs and vagina to be more exposed than the Sun"

"I'm really really not beautiful on the inside."

If you find yourself saying "oh, he's special also"

by Blind Audience January 26, 2010