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Schwinger

1) Classy hot women who generally are not schwangers. 2) Women who induce male erections that are generally hard to get or if you get them you would want to marry. 3) Unslutty hot chicks!
Hey did you see that bloke's girlfriend, she's a real schwinger... I wish she was my girlfriend!
by Eddie_2204 March 10, 2009
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schwing

Characterized by thrusting the pelvis upward sharply after experiencing an erection or after discovering something incredibly exciting and worth such an action
"I just saw your Mom...she made me go SCHWING!!!!"

"Dude...no work?!?!? SCHWING!"
by Ally and Becca May 19, 2005
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schwaiting

Schwaiting is the act of shopping while waiting for a friend or an appointment. It would also be a synonym for Shloitering
John was late to arrive at the mall restaurant so I had to kill some time Schwaiting for him by doing some serious shopping.
by intothefray March 24, 2021
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schwing-schwong

My schwing-schwong hurts.
by Economilx June 29, 2006
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negative schwing

When a female is so unnattractive that the male anatomy actually attempts to hide itself to avoid detection.
T-roy: Tony, your girlfriend looks like Garth from Wayne's World!
Tony: So?
G-Lo: Well when she was at the bar last night, she was causing much negative schwing!
by G Lo September 21, 2004
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schwing schwong

A slang term for a males weenie/pee-pee. Can be substituted with words like junk, shaft, johnson, tally-whacker or schlong.

The history of the word can be traced back to Athens Drive High School student Taylor Carey.

Deriving from the Latin word of "Schwing" meaning "Great"
"Yo! Sarah just kicked a ball right into Mike's schwing schwong."

"What's wrong Tommy?"
"I just went to go take a leak and I got my schwing schwong caught in my zipper.""
"Ouch, I hate zipper malfunctions"

"Dude, what happend to John? Why's he on the ground?"
"Chris and I just pulled the pool table prank on him, and he got hit right in the schwing schwong"
*Fist Bump*

"Alright guys where do you want to go off to lunch?"
"Wait here comes Kevin, open the back door"
POW
"Yo, what just happened?"
"Matt opened the door right into Kevin's schwing schwong"
by SchwingSchwongByah December 24, 2010
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schwingle

Happy, go-lucky penis.
Must be Christmas, look at my smiley schwingle!
by Mighty Large April 26, 2007
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