schwanzjob

The act of topping a penis with sauerkraut and mustard, then proceeding to perform the act of fellatio.

Dude I just started dating this German bitch and she gave me a schwanzjob. That shit was intense.

by Meekrab1 June 11, 2011

Schwanz

German slang for penis, cock etc. Also has its entertaining uses in day to day conversation....

like getting a dirty Maccy D's;

......'Schwanz very much'

...'just got back from skiing in france'
'what- you were schwanz skiiing?'

by Cheese throne etc March 25, 2008

Schwanz

The German word for penis. Literally meaning the tail of an animal but used as penis. This is also a common name for people named Shawn (sean, shaun) who are well hung.

Friend_1: Yo guys, where's Schwanz?
Friend_2: I haven't seen him around.
Friend_3: Ohhh Schwanz, I miss him
_or_
Friend_1:I showed her my schwanz and she fainted

by Skinny_black December 6, 2010

Schwanz

Someone unworthy of being called anything else.

That guy that likes "The Good Wife" is such a schwanz.

by My Name is Bobby Fish October 7, 2011

Schwanztücker

German origin, "Big Cock" also spelled Schwanztuecker.

I seeeenk i vill give ha mein schwanzstücker.

by Mike-O January 21, 2005

schwaza

1: Synonymous with Schway

2; Exceptional, excellent, of high quality

1: Brandy Taylore is the most schwaza pron star ever

by gavinpm December 16, 2005

schwanzdooker

(n) Shh, wawn, z, dū, ker- the temporary name for the object just out of your reach, and/or just out of your immediate vocabulary.

Him-Hand me that thing right there
You-youre going g to need to be more specific
Him-Hand right there, the schwanzdooker
You-oh of course!!

by joshmyhero November 22, 2016