schmeet

used when talking about masturbating. beat, choke, flog or use as a bludgeon.

"what are you doing tonight?"
possible responses
"I don't know, I am probably just going to schmeet off and go to bed"
"schmeet my dick"
"schmeet it"

by Cheeve April 29, 2009

Schweetabbed

To get stoned in the morning when you're still kind of drunk from the night before.

We got schweetabbed in the car on the way to Alabama.

I was completely schweetabbed at the zoo.

by EvanT. July 15, 2008

schmeeting

A low-key gathering of people brought together to smoke marijuana.

Yo. My grandma is still awake, so we are schmeeting in the garage. Bring the fatty that you just rolled.

by TronBee October 26, 2017

Schleet

To schleeting is simply to ejaculate.

Ricky: man i schleeted all over that girl last night

by AThottyRapper July 19, 2018

Schneet

Schneeting is when you sneeze so hard you yeet.

Dude: Did you hear about Rob? He schneeted so hard he yeeted himself out of a 60 story building.
Bro: Man, is he okay?
Dude: Nah he dead broooooooooo.

by Ugh💖💖💖 February 2, 2020

Schluck on the schleet

Another way to say slob on my knob or suck my cock. When you are mad at someone just tell them to go Schluck on the schleet. Also what you say to someone that is a brown-noser.

"John was being a kiss up last night so I told him to go Schluck on the schleet."

by Shanalmcanal May 13, 2016

shveetnheiman

Totally sweet in an especially german fashion.

Coined by the one and only Ryan.

That is totally shveetnheiman

by kaitmonster October 14, 2008