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schuck a duck

Plainly put, a woman with big ass dick sucking lips that she puts to good use.
Man, that Renee is a real schuck a duck!
schuck a duck by aurora83 January 17, 2009

Schmucky McSchmuck 

a dumbass cracka who acts all entitled and shit.
Schmucky McSchmuck walked in 10 minutes after the reception was over and demanded the half eaten cheese rind.
Schmucky McSchmuck by heart ass December 3, 2004

Schmucky the Cat 

Schmucky the Cat created Earth, the universe, and everything else Last Thursday, as taught in Last Thursdayism. Everything we remember seeing, hearing, doing, etc. is just an illusion created by Schmucky to fool us into thinking we have a past. It is not fully understood why Schmucky did this, but it is possible that he did not want us to know of his existence.
Excerpt from the first chapter of the first book of The Holy Chronicles of Schmucky:

1. Last Thursday, the almighty Schmucky the Cat didst create all things. 2. And after he didst so, he looked upon his creation and said, “Hey, I did a pretty good job!”
Schmucky the Cat by Gammastar April 30, 2008
noun ~ someone who sincerely needs to fuck up.
<Virtuoso> CAN I INTEREST YOU IN SOME OF MY FINEST QUALITY KEFGHENISTANNY RUGS, OR HOW ABOUT A NICE WARM GLASS OF SHUT THE FUCK UP.
schmucky by Anonymous March 26, 2003

shucky ducky 

if your goin to shucky ducky say qauck qauck
Prostitute, Whore, Hooker, Tramp, Slut, Ho
That girl you made out with last night is a schmucky.
Schmucky by xflamefairyx September 3, 2010