Schroedinger’s Alpha

A person who acts like an Alpha until they get into a position where they must prove it.

Timmy: Stfu before I kick your ass
Johnny: Put your money where your mouth is *squares up with Timmy*
Timmy: *backs down from the fight*
Johnny: That’s what I though you Schroedinger’s Alpha

by Z3R0time February 24, 2022

Schroedinger's Cat

famous experiment in quantum physics that helps explain the spiritual truth of the world as living relationship.

This proves that we are all in relaitonshp to one another. The observer, merely by abserving something, INFLUENCES what is observed. The cat is equally alive and dead until someone opens the box and looks inside.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Schroedling

The act of taking a phone call when other people are waiting for you.

Are you pulling a Schroedling on us?

by mrglenna April 26, 2019

Schroedinger's Brew

Until proven otherwise when sober, a beer that could be both in or out of the stomach.

As Chris began to black out, he realized Schroedinger's Brew would be in effect until the next morning.

by Bonesaf May 22, 2017

Schroedingers Cardinal

The tendency of the Arizona Cardinals to look good only to be absolute garbage when people start to consider them as contenders.

Person 1: Hey, did you see the 1-11-1 Lions absolutely murder the Cardinals?
Person 2: Typical Schroedingers Cardinal

by nocturne32100 December 19, 2021

Shredering

Verb; The act of coarse grinding of various materials (ex: wood, rock, plastic, etc)

Past tense of the word Shreder, also known as the more common spelling; shredder

The logs were shredering in the shreder

by Coffin (<Nic>) November 28, 2022

Schroederize

To sabotage in an internet manner because they screwed up, to where you purposely post someone's contact information on multiple sites so that they'll be forced to change their information

That guy sent me a threat by email so I schroederized his email address

by Popsocketpete June 27, 2023