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Fick dich weg, du schmutzige schwule!

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and you say: Fick dich weg, du schmutzige schwule!
by de-pube July 20, 2021
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schmutzle

1. slang for cum, jizz, skeet, man juice, boob lube, etc. especially that from a jewish male.

2. slang for fellatio, head, face, bj etc.
1. Dude, look at Jared's pants, he's got schmutzle all over them. Must be hanging out with Aaron again. Damn.

2. Dude last night Mr. Sudiki gave schmutzle to emerson and he liked it!
by wewillrockyou December 9, 2008
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Joe Schultzing

1) When you lead a girl on but for whatever reason, good or bad, completely cut off all communication with that girl.

2) Not answering in the group chat until 10-15 minutes before the plans are about to happen.
1) Yo im not into Bianca anymore i think im gonna pull a Joe Schultz.
2) Dude you gotta stop being a Joe Schultzing in the gc man.
by Makeouthill April 20, 2017
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schultzed

Bleaching of the anus by use of home cleaning products.
Lizzy couldnt afford to go to the clinic, she schultzed her own ring with toilet duck.
by Laser layton October 7, 2014
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Schultzing

Titty fucking a fat bald man and ejaculating on his bald spot.
Art couldn't wait to try schultzing Justin after seeing Fat GAY Fuckers 37.
by forging ahead March 29, 2017
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Schmutzfest

(From the German/Yiddish word schmutz and festival): when covid masks no longer serve a purpose but the CDC still wants you to wear them
Enough with the schmutzfest already
by Sexydimma May 12, 2022
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dick schmoltz

the largest form of asshole, douche bag, cocksucker, or piece of shit that can be described. originated and most commonly used in south jersey
by shit yeah December 31, 2008
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