schmorgesbord

A jewish term for a plethora of items.

Las Vegas buffets offer a schmorgesbord of foods.

by ClaireVoyant March 5, 2009

schnorks

An underwater creature!!!

"schnorks is an underwater creature!!!"

by The King of the Internet March 30, 2003

Schmorking

Jizzing on your hand then mixing it with blue kool-aid and smacking some trick in the face.

Dude you remember the girl from special ed... I schmorkinged the shit out of her last night.

by Eodjuan April 23, 2009

Schmekus

A schmekus is someone who is being unbelievably douchey or stupid. This is used in a playful manner from friend to friend, and if anyone uses this as an insult they are being a Schmekus.

Person 1: Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her cap and called it AHGBFFTHHAHAAAAAAHHHHH
Person 2: Stop being a Schmekus

by Johnny Pocket Rockey=t April 1, 2009

schmuckus

too much information

"she scared me so bad i friggen sharted."
"whoa. schmuckus dude. schmuckus."

by cowbitch December 25, 2008

Schmookus Pookus

an adorable/cute person you admire <3

Hey, you know you’re my schmookus pookus right?

by someone cute<3 October 14, 2022

schmookus pookus

Someone cute/adorable

hey, you know you’re my schmookus pookus right?

by someone cute<3 October 15, 2022