schmoodle

The act of cuddling with a significant other.

I want to schmoodle John Mayer, twice.
Do you think you can fit in a schmoodle session this tonight?
I could schmoodle you anywhere, especially in the boat house on Lake Quacumquasit.

by Gray! October 22, 2008

Schmoople

1. adj/noun can either be a synonym to dumbass, idiot or stupid. Conversely, it can also refer to a pet name, or something done out of pure joi-de vivre. schmoople can thus either have a positive or negative definition depending on the context and the familiarity of the person with whom you are talking with both you and the expression.

"how was your day?"
"schmoople"

you're a real schmoople, you know that?"

by bunger1598 August 22, 2011

schmoogler

My brother-in-law as defined by my little sister when she's pissed off at him.....

J.P. is a nasty schmoogler

by expat1 August 22, 2011

Homeless schnoodle

The act of schnoodling with a homeless person while using a toilet paper tube and baked beans.

While at the Jersey shore I witnessed two men doing the homeless schnoodle, the sound was like pulling a duck from the mud.

by Bigtoasty66 July 29, 2021

schmoogle

A term meaning a really well-known fact researched on Google.

Boy: What are you looking up?
Girl: How to breathe on Google.
Boy: God, that's such a schmoogle.

by buster bobtownn August 12, 2015

Schmoogle

1) a word that means what ever you want it to mean designed by field hockey players in a cult so no one will understand what they are talking about.

-"Juan would you like to schmoogle with me after school?"

-"Why would you ever eat that disgusting schmoogle!"

-"Wow, my schmoogle really hurts me today..."

by schmoogler14 January 8, 2011

schnoodle

Schnoodle, or Schnoodling is what you call it when one guy with a circumcised penis has a man with a un-circumcised penis retract his foreskin over both their penises for sick pleasure.

"That sick faggot Shem got caught schnoodling again, I reckon he will get done this time."

"Me & John are very close, we even schnoodle once and awhile."

by TylerLu April 13, 2008