schmobley

1)A reject; someone who has to experience the horror of waking up in the morning and seeing their own face.

2)A person that you are forced to work with, whom you can't stand. Usually has extreme mouth goo buildup, and long nose hair.

Schmobes for short.

"Why the hell did Ken-O screw up the database again? What a fucking schmobley."

by DoctorThrottle April 23, 2004

schmol

Can be used in place of the word bitch or douche bag. Also in adjective form it is much like the word lame. Schmol has a negative connotation but can be used in a joking manner with friends.

Wow you are such a schmol

or

Man that party was so schmol, there were no chicks there at all.

by schmolinator July 4, 2009

schmoloch

Derived from the word moloch for a king or primitive pagan god. Schmoloch is a person who is the center of attention or focus of others but either idles away while others look on or otherwise behaves stupidly before the group.

In chess: "It is your turn to move, schmoloch."

In Scrabble: "Schmoloch! There is no way that crumperbun is in the dictionary I can't believe that took you 30 minutes."

In pizza: "This pizza delivery schmoloch hasn't arrived yet. My apartment isn't that hard to find."

For mothers: "My schmoloch son said he would call after dinner and now I am sitting in my pajamas."

by DancingFedora December 5, 2009

Schmelly

Schmelly means very smelly.

Sarah Schmehl is Schmelly.

by ManPoo January 8, 2013

schmilly

to hit a girl really hard in the fanny.

"i just hit chaz really hard in the fanny"
"what? did you schmilly her?"

by Flo&Chaz October 17, 2007

schmall

describes somthing in size.

look at that schmall dog.

by geeb,the March 11, 2008

schmell

verb. or noun. maybe adjective. whatever you want it to be.

Hey Jo! How's the diahrea?
SCHMELL!

by foxygrandpas and kory October 24, 2012