by carmen March 30, 2005
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verb: Sacramento-area slang for taking Kratom by scooping directly into one's mouth with either a folded business card or plastic spoon, usually washed down with various sports drinks.
verb: Sacramento-area slang for taking Kratom by scooping directly into one's mouth with either a folded business card or plastic spoon, usually washed down with various sports drinks.
"wyd"
"boutta schmob"
"mind if i join?"
"fuck im out of schmob. gotta head to the kratom station tomorrow. mind if i schmob a scoop?"
"boutta schmob"
"mind if i join?"
"fuck im out of schmob. gotta head to the kratom station tomorrow. mind if i schmob a scoop?"
by dilldilldill August 15, 2020
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Schmobbin(verb): straight up balls to the wall partying or any action involving wanton disregard for ones own safety or physical well being; an extreme activity in which an individual enters an abnormal heightened state of mind i.e. experiences with controlled substances, adrenaline surges etc.
Schmobbin(adj.): A definition for a person place or thing that is particularly exciting, fun or enjoyable.
Schmobbed(adj.): The condition which can arise during or after "schmobbin" has occurred; A state of inebriation, extreme euphoria or inversely a highly exhausted or spent state such as being hung over or injured.
Schmobbin(verb): straight up balls to the wall partying or any action involving wanton disregard for ones own safety or physical well being; an extreme activity in which an individual enters an abnormal heightened state of mind i.e. experiences with controlled substances, adrenaline surges etc.
Schmobbin(adj.): A definition for a person place or thing that is particularly exciting, fun or enjoyable.
Schmobbed(adj.): The condition which can arise during or after "schmobbin" has occurred; A state of inebriation, extreme euphoria or inversely a highly exhausted or spent state such as being hung over or injured.
"I was schmobbin in a Lamborgini Murcielego when I hit that little kid at 110 mph."
"Wassup dude! Yo this party is so schmobbin! Come to 101 Lombard street fast before the cops break shit up!"
"Dude I am so schmobbed. If I shotgun another coors I am going to vomit."
"No, I am too schmobbed to drive. Please take my keys from me."
"Wassup dude! Yo this party is so schmobbin! Come to 101 Lombard street fast before the cops break shit up!"
"Dude I am so schmobbed. If I shotgun another coors I am going to vomit."
"No, I am too schmobbed to drive. Please take my keys from me."
by Ross G. July 15, 2008
Get the schmob mug.a term used to describe someone in an affectionate way...whether the person has been silly or is very dear to you. Schmoob is also known as (sweetheart).
by *-* August 12, 2005
Get the schmoob mug.Consuming extensive amounts of alcohol resulting in slurred speetch, blurry vision and no memory of the drunken events. A hangover will be the likely result.
Colin: How are feeling today buddy? we got messed up last night!
Ryan: Fuck we did get Schlobberknockered last night! woooweeee!!!
Ryan: Fuck we did get Schlobberknockered last night! woooweeee!!!
by Blake Ellestud September 22, 2006
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