schmidt dick

A tiny penis. Usually worn by a male who considers himself big and works out a lot. Enjoys his own image in the mirror despite having a micro wang.

Also used to describe soft, pansy type males.

Oh boy. Look at that schmidt dick over there. He definitely is compensating for his tiny penis

by pseudonym 1 October 2, 2013

Schmidt Fingers

When you have mistakenly dared to try something unfamiliar to you for the first time and ended up realizing that it is not what you initially thought it was and instantly regretted it...similar to dipping your finger into a nutella pot in order to get a scoop of joy but then realising that its not actually nutella...but rather a scoop of poop...

“Hey man, did you bang Carolina last night?”
“Yeah bro, but I must admit, I got total Schmidt Fingers..”

by OGloc November 26, 2018

Schmidt on

When someone with the last name Schmidt comes out of nowhere with a shit storm and you get caught in it.

I was minding my own business and out of nowhere Dr. Schmidt jumped out of the bushes and Schmidt on me.

by Heyouguystt April 18, 2023

Schmidt-Hissrich

To fuck up something beyond repair. To butcher somethin.

-Did you watch Witcher series after season 1?
-No, the producer really Schmidt-Hissriched that one..

by YourAverageCritic August 8, 2023

kimmy schmidt

A friendly and social redhead that was trapped in a bunker by an evil, crazy reverend for 15 years with 3 other women.

"I was binge watching The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt last night, and I know it's a good show."

by CandyEater June 5, 2017

dip schmidt

a teacher that is a little too obsessed with coffee grounds to the point where it stained his teeth. We often call him buckey because of his buck teeth. he is obsessed with saying k, ok, um, alright, alrighty. Once he said k 169 times in one class which is 45 minutes.

Wow here comes dip schmidt

by clobamacare November 13, 2019

mike schmidt

Any kind of marijuana which is rolled in a phillie blunt.

Smokin' that chocolate Mike Schmidt, straight killa.

No swishers for me, just that Mike Schmidt.

by G-Fo June 29, 2006