It's the hot steamie,cheesy offencive smelling shit, your boyfriend takes right after you finish butt fuck'n him.
boy my little man muff'n that SCHMEGMA-GAGMA-MAGMA shure makes your shit smell like shit! love you my mud pie
by BIG STEVE IDAHO January 17, 2008
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I'll schmegma all over you if you don't shut up.
Eww, what is that schmegma in the corner?
It was a schmegmaey pizza from Chessmans; I wouldn't eat it.
Eww, what is that schmegma in the corner?
It was a schmegmaey pizza from Chessmans; I wouldn't eat it.
by Shelly Pac May 22, 2006
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HOLY SHIT! There is a lot of schmegma on this floor; look at that big pile of schmegma. WHAT IS THAT!?
by EDITHMOUNTAIN February 25, 2011
Get the Schmegma mug.1. similar to frumunda cheese, or the chesey shit you find under your nutsack near the gooch, quite similar to belly button lint. often the reason for scratching your nuts till you break the skin and profuse bleeding occurs.
2. Schmegma on Toast, also known as S.O.T., is a popular band in the ridgewood area, you should all be lining up right now to lick my schmegma away. hazaa bitches.
2. Schmegma on Toast, also known as S.O.T., is a popular band in the ridgewood area, you should all be lining up right now to lick my schmegma away. hazaa bitches.
"This schmegma tastes good on my toast"
"yea i know, its like an orgy in my mouth, where'd you get it"
"it was under my nut sack near my gooch"
"tasty"
"i know"
"blow me"
"ok"
"what"
"nothing"
"yea i know, its like an orgy in my mouth, where'd you get it"
"it was under my nut sack near my gooch"
"tasty"
"i know"
"blow me"
"ok"
"what"
"nothing"
by Carm and Bucky December 26, 2004
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by mamjay August 17, 2016
Get the schmegatron mug.The phenomenon of unexplained piercings appearing on the scrotum, as if inflicted by some divine presence.
Holy shit dude, you've got smegmata!
by smegmaaaa November 8, 2007
Get the smegmata mug.A schticker Schounding way to pronounce smegma,smegma already a word found in Webster's dictionary(some editions).Smegma as Webster's defines it;(from memory); a foul smelling cheeselike sebaceous secretion,accumulating around the clitoris of female genitalia, or under the foreskin of male genitalia. Damn funny no matter how you schpell it.
by terryzz February 15, 2009
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