Schmeef

The username of someone on the Internet who hates the current definitions

Why is Schmeef crying?

by Spooky_wa January 2, 2021

Schmeed

A funny way to say weed

“Do you want to go smoke some schmeed?”

Absolutely yes I do

by Sadnradd June 24, 2022

Schmeezed

A mid-tier level of inebriated, drunk, intoxicated while in a positive, fun, state of mind (not rowdy, sloppy or mean). Definitely more drunk than a buzz but not enough to get kicked out of the function.

After four shots of tequila, everyone could tell Mark was schmeezed when he started an impromptu one-man comedy show on the dance floor.

by Emma Rogers July 22, 2023

Schmeegy

(Kyle Nyquist) is a very schmeegy man

Damn bro is hella Schmeegy

by Borack Sheet September 28, 2023

Schmeen

Attractive white girl, also know as a "snowflake"

Damn thats one fine ass Schmeen!

by Dont worry about it... June 26, 2006

schmeegle

The ability to schmeegle, an artform in pulling the opposite sex, many people try and fail, a schmeegle master can have great success in courtship.(warning schmeegling must not be attempted by beginners), ranking is as follows, (1)schmeegle grand master
(2)schmeegle master
(3)schmeeglite
(4) young paddowan

I schmeegled this girl today, she took me home and schmeegled me.
Have you been out on the schmeegle tonight?
I schmeegled her all night........!

by schmeegle August 26, 2006

SCHMEEESCH!

A barbaric battle cry, used while backhanding your foe with a swipe from your battle axe, warhammer, or two-handed sword. Can also be used to describe the smashing of someone or something in this manner.

"SCHMEEEESCH!" roared Wulfgar the Terrible, smashing the face of Jordan into pulp with his warhammer.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 25, 2006