Schlumbego

Any article of clothing that creates clear weather when worn.

"Hey, did you bring your schlumbego on this camping trip? I really don't want any rain."

by Dakota Heinle and Cody Pahr February 14, 2009

schlubbag

A schlub who vapes and considers getting gages. Basically a cross between a douchebag and a schlub

Check this Russ guy out, getting his last vape in for the night.
He's a total schlubbag!

by Iben Wakenoff July 31, 2018

schlumbie

A penis

One second guys, I gotta drain my schlumbie.

by Harvey milk July 3, 2021

Schlumpadookle

Definition:

1.) Insult commonly used by the Queen of England to describe her peasants

2.) A really good Donut

3.) A sexual act involving the Elderly creating a Interconnected Train, using bodyparts

1.) Queen: "You see those Schlumpadookles drinking a can of Arizona?? How Inhumane!!"

2.) Yo, the Cops just offered me some really good Schlumpadookle!

3.) Where's Grampa? He's out with his neighbours having a Schlumpadookle

by Little Dicky Brownie August 26, 2022

Schlumbus

The new and improved sex toy!

I used my schlumbus last night

by Luminousexp May 30, 2023

schlombadingerlingini

A penis which is so long it gets dragged across the ground when you walk and is too girthy to fit in your mouth.

That schlombadingerlingini could strangle me

by IncaMaca November 21, 2024

Schlumberger

Not SLB

Schlumberger is not the same as SLB.

by norber02 January 15, 2025