Schloping

Noisy, distracting chewing while eating, usually because of picking food out of braces after each bite.

Jake you need to stop schloping, its annoying me.

by Lulzyw00ts November 18, 2009

Schpunking

Jacking off and cumming all over the place just for the raw entertainment of pissing others off.

The punk was schpunking all over the bus seats just to see our expressions.

I schpunked on my ex's backpack.

by massive erection3 September 25, 2010

Schoning

The act of robbing someone of money or personal security with blatant disregard to laws or ethics; flaunting ones own money and material possessions gained at the expense of others' pain and misfortune; general asshattery.

"That landlord is really schoning us." Or perhaps "I haven't seen someone schoning like that since that slumlord lived nextdoor."

by PocoPuffs June 29, 2010

schlongina

A schlongina is when a woman's clitoris is large enough to look like a penis at first glance. Usually on people named Kevin.

Bobby-"Kevin, why you holding your pants like that?"
Kevin-"Dude, my schlongina itches like crazy!"

by EarsDeafFromChode November 25, 2011

schlomping

The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.

The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.

"That guy's a total weirdo - I heard he's into schlomping."

by IncognitoD July 5, 2009

schlucking

Schlucking, when a female penetrates her vagina with her own fingers and masturbates.

Example 1: I was on Omegle last night and this girl was schlucking for me.

Example 2: Guy- Schluck for me?
Girl- You do it for me instead

by AshyBear October 10, 2013

Schlucking

Sticking your dick in a electrical socket with a tin foil condom on, causing an electric nut.

"Uncle Frank died last night but at least he got a good schlucking"

by Rondondongle February 1, 2018