schlogathong grommis

A kind of chodechonger that spends its time posting flames on lonux forums about his new exim configuration, while simultaneously seagulling anyone who passes by his desk.

billabong yonghis

by flonathon July 18, 2003

schlongatude

A measurement of the male genitalia taking into account the largeness of ones balls in comparison to the length of ones manhood.

That's a HUGE drop of semen, given the relative schlongatude of the penis.

by Deevolution January 14, 2008

schlongitude

1. The length of a man's penis.
2. A big dick.
3. The attitude expressed by someone who is a big dick.

Man, why are you gettin' all up in my face with that schlongitude, put that thing away before you hurt someone why don't you.

by emresch October 23, 2008

schlongeater79

literally the hottest and funniest person alive

Chris Evans: " Oh yeah mean and schlongeater79 are 4liferz🤞🏻."

by caroldanversbitch June 4, 2021

Schlongtater

A term coined by Kyle Gouge in 2023 referring to when someone has "hit a baseball very hard"

Kyle: "He was hitting absolute Schlongtaters"

by totallynotphswords October 11, 2023

shlongbat

some one who likes the same sex.

your such a shlongbat, you take it up the bum

by rude boii03984875 May 19, 2009

schlongitis

an erect penis; more commonly used (compared to similar slang) when one wishes to "tread lighter" with a comment/observation

What's with you today, Mike. You developing a case of schlongitis?

by Michelle_the_belle November 21, 2011