Anti-Schlong Dongler

Woman

Max: "Stacy is an Anti-Schlong Dongler"

by TheDobbi March 9, 2024

Ding Dong Shlong

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016

donkey kong dong shlong

14 inch penis

"That bitch needed to suck my donkey kong dong shlong."

by G dawg mad August 14, 2003

Shlong-Ding-Dong

Slang for penis and a racial slur or Asian people.

Chong Wu: Dooood I totally just saw Hong's Shlong-Ding-Dong hanging out!

Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!

by VirtualLegendz November 28, 2015

shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong

A peinicular area (penis)

hi sally would you like to see my
shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong.
oh yes plz
tasty like chiken

by Roots aka conn April 4, 2009

Schlongdonging

Lots of unnecessary sex in a movie that is over done, overly hyped or fake.

Fifty Shades of Grey had too much schlongdonging for me. I'd rather keep it real!

by TakeABite May 22, 2015

shlongdonger

Another name for someone who is a gay male or a female who is a slut.

"Get off me you shlongdonger!" or "Your mum's a right shlongdonger!"

by Arnold Gigglemunch December 1, 2009