schlode

1.A lovely person who has a tendancy to lack mental stability. Sometimes can be mistaken for a mental health patient.
A schlode is usually a best friend of a schliz.

2.A very disturbing noise that can usually be heard miles away from the schlode.

'schlode smells.'
'you are a real schlode.'
'schlode loves schliz.'
'ahh, look at that schlode she's pulling!'

by 'schlode' February 10, 2007

schladongadong

The male version of badonkadonk. A particularly voluminous penis.

"Jamie's got hella schladongadong. Did you see him dancing out on the floor? That's some Jenna Marbles–level dickbounce right there."

by Zach O'Toole June 21, 2013

schladong

another word that can be used for penis.

I have a long schladong

I am a male & I have a schladong.

You wanna see my schladong?

by schladongy March 24, 2009

Schladie

Bastardisation of 'Lady' used by those of Asian decent to mock their inability to correctly pronounce english words.

JoweI: Lets go to the city and pick up some schladies, lah

by Batiu-Drami April 6, 2005

schloaded

level of being sooooooooo high you can't even function anymore

im so high, i'm loady schloaded

by Lochnessmonstur March 22, 2019

Schlode

A wide but long penis. Derived from a schlong and chode.

He couldn't take one step out of his house with out people laughing at his enormous schlode.

by Missilez_ October 24, 2015

Shload

a shitload

"we bought a shload of beers, so come on over and help us drink 'em"

by Deeebs December 6, 2016