Schmidge

Discreet name for Marijuana. The term is typically used to indicated 'a small amount'. The bugs of the Marijuana plant are small in nature, thus the inspiration for the term.

Hey man, I need to smoke some schmidge.

by Schmidgenator March 7, 2012

Schmidles

Pron. 'Shmi'dels'

One half of Schmidty.

Noun describing the coolest couple in the city of Cape Town, they made being in love cool. Everyone wants to be like them and everyone else wants to hang out with them.

"Those Schmidles are just too hard to get in with!" says Vernon.

"Oh i know Mr Koekemoer.. ive been trying for years and only now have I cracked the nod!!" responded Wendiwe.

by Prof. Heinz Klaren March 19, 2008

schmidberger

Very nice and sweet hearted person, everyone needs a schmidberger in your life.

First name, Schmidberger is a very nice person.

by Great names120 July 11, 2017

schmidley

king of all kings, the nacho cheese connoisseur, master of twerk, the nightmare, chocolate thunder, david goggins daddy, owner of the human race

Daddy! Schmidley just twerked on me in fortnite

by David Cockins June 28, 2023

schmigerrettes

cigarrettes or other smokable plant.
Origin: multiple jumpy spiders smoking cigarrettes

We don't use the word schmigarrette anymore.

by Tomsoma March 22, 2003

shmidge

1. name given to a person who is vertically challenged.
2. a significant other who is half the size of you in height.

1. he couldnt even see over the counter; such a shmidge.
2. hes deffinetly a shmidge cause when we kiss i would end up kissing his bellybutton.

by jormeg January 26, 2010

schmider

v. the act of locking out ones roommate, who had no prior knowledge , to have sex

Fuck Bob pulled a schmider on me again

by jamesknows December 11, 2008