A shotgun, as spoken by a true Texan.
Also used in place of shotgun, in reserving the front passenger seat of a vehicle.
Also used in place of shotgun, in reserving the front passenger seat of a vehicle.
Scott: I would go hunting with my scattergun.
Everyone else: What in the hell is a scattergun?
Me: Scattergun!
Judd: aw hex naw dewd i culled it frst.
Everyone else: What in the hell is a scattergun?
Me: Scattergun!
Judd: aw hex naw dewd i culled it frst.
by C-wood December 25, 2005
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1. I have to scatterbox so bad, I am not sure if I can continue living.
2. Geez Philip, you must have really scatterboxed judging by the burnt rotten egg smell.
2. Geez Philip, you must have really scatterboxed judging by the burnt rotten egg smell.
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Get the scatterbrain mug.Explosive Diarrhea that is so intense and comes with such force from your butthole, that it creates an intense spatter pattern on the toilet seat. Sometimes fecal debris on the cheeks of ones ass, and areas surrounding may result. If it gets extreme, it may even leave brown marks on the tank of the toilet. Also similar to a nuclear explosion, except its brown and smells.
I almost did not make it to the bathroom, because I knew massive diarrhea was about to occur. When I arrived, I left a spatterspray so intense, that it blew out my o-ring and left mass spatters of destruction in/around the toilet seat and stained my underwear.
by inBlueParadise April 5, 2011
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