skateist

A member of the religion: skateism; one who believes in the power of thier skateboard.

Before you go pro I must first become a skatist.

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 30, 2003

stateist

An American who thinks his state is better than any other one.

God, those Massholes keep fucking up New Hampshire by buying all the lake property and driving like retards. I'm such a stateist.

by Aqua_Mann March 23, 2008

Statheist

Derogatory term made up by anarchists/libertarians to make ad hominem attacks against atheists they disagree with.

You're just a statheist so I don't have to listen to anything you have to say and can ignore any facts you present.

by FlyingFree333 October 15, 2013

StAtheist

Not to be confused with statheist, an anarchist term, StAtheist is a satirical Atheist who plays on the idea of Saints in the church.

StAtheist is trending on twitter, but he's pretentious as all get out.

by StAtheist November 16, 2011

McAtheist

Atheism based on vaguely understood pop-cultural references to Dawkins, Hitchens, Flying Spaghetti Monster and often mentioning unicorns.
An uneducated atheistic stance that embarasses the educated atheist.
The McAtheist is as uneducated in atheistic theory as they are about theology.

John said "How can you believe in a God that commits genocide?"

"He is such a McAtheist."

Mary said there is as much reason to believe in the FSM as God - what a McAtheist!

by Lucy's Angel May 25, 2014

Scatgeist

Someone who shits where they're not supposed to, or doesn't flush and sneaks away.

"Man .. I just cleaned the toilet for the third time this week and still find shit streaks in the bowl."
"You have a scatgeist ... it must be the tenants upstairs."
"Wait'll I catch that scatgeist ..."

by bwothorth July 20, 2019

Stateist

To be racist to a state by either human, mammal, clouds, and or/ other animal race.

R: Those clouds were being racistt! Whyy does they have to show up in Washington and not Cali?!

C: Naw , they weren't being racist... being stateist right there .

by DoesAnyBodyKnow? August 14, 2009