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errmm.. what the scallop?

A saying when you hear something very unfunny and offensive, or when your just confused maybe when you just want to shout out something random for no reason, other than showing your discomfort. This sentence is often used in cat videos on tiktok, especially with the other sentence "masala brother, he will be grounded into a fine dust, a fibrous powder"
Person 1: Shes such a b word!
Person 2: errmm.. what the scallop?
by Sereenejuice September 2, 2023
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scallop

What the SCALLOP?!?
- Plankton, having seen the power of the Goofy Goober.
by Random Task July 12, 2007
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Scallop

The act of hitting someone open palmed on the back of the head in an upwards motion. Often done in an attempt to annoy
Oi scallop him
Yeah allright
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scallops

a type of seafood that is boneless and is from a mollusk muscle.Scallops are white and round with a subtle taste. widely served are scallops wrapped in bacon which are very good, especially with a nice pairing side of dill horseradish sauce.they also come in various sizes.
scallops are good to eat wrapped in bacon and when they are fresh.
by evergreen imp June 14, 2008
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scallop bag

testicles, the testosticles, nads, gnards, marbles, jewels, balls, huevos, coinpurse, nuts, sack, satchel, berries, junk, privates, swimsuit parts, weinie-pops
Damn, can you believe that his own golfball ricocheted and hit him in the scallop bag!?!
by BOBBY!!! December 18, 2008
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smallotry

Lack of open-mindedness regarding vertically-challenged individuals, trivial matters, etc.
Da jury is still out on whether Napoleon Blownapart was actually anything less than average height (some claim dat it was due to da French's having a slightly longer inch than da English did), but da scornful smallotry about him continues to this day.
by QuacksO July 17, 2021
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trouser scallop

Colloquial term for a vagina; the female counterpart of male anatomicals terms such as "trouser snake."
Those skinny jeans really emphasized her trouser scallop.
by ladyparts January 17, 2012
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