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First Sargent's Time

First Sargent's Time: (V.) Army. Milspeak for a unit of time, dependent upon the judgement, wisdom, capriciousness or stupidity of the Company First Sargent.
As a unit of measurment, First Sargent's Time is infinately more accurate than the US Atomic Clock because the US Atomic Clock can be off a second in 10 million years, whereas FIRST SARGENT's TIME IS NEVER OFF AND NEVER WRONG, despite all logic and evidence to the contrary.
"Until all this shit is picked up and put away, we are all on First Sargent's Time, Peoples!!!"
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martin sargent

A Great man who was cheated out of doing his great show.
Well i would say watch G4Techtv, but they cancelled him...
by Cheesebadger January 5, 2005
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surgies

Breasts which have been surgically enhanced.
Whoa, look at those! Do you think they're surgies?
by Cheryl April 8, 2005
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Sargent Hut

Someone whom commands/barks orders to others disrespectfully usually more than one at a time.

A person acting as if you're his slave whom is extremely demanding consistantly barking orders so much the person taking the order doesn't know which direction to go in.
The man who owns that car dealership can't even keep one employee to stay at his company because he is such a sargent hut.
by daughter of sargent hut July 16, 2010
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Sargent Avery Johnson

One kick ass son of a bitch who knows what the ladies like.
Sargent Avery Johnson is a ladies man when you want a car he'll bring a tank
by Dr Ebola Cat March 23, 2019
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Sargis

Tuff guy with giant cock and a perfect looking face. Everyone wants to be him.
Yo! You look like a SARGIS!
by sargis July 9, 2020
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No Sweat Sarge

Derived from a "Garfield" comic, a "no sweat sarge" is when in a first person shooter video game, you (with or without your team) feel that you can clutch the game and win with an overly-tactical loadout, strategy, and/or calculated style of gameplay.

Simple definition:
Going ultra-tactical calculated soldier mode.
(In Rainbow Six: Siege) I know exactly where this last guy is. Just watch, imma do a No Sweat Sarge and drop him before he knows what hit him.
by Acidhound2k January 7, 2019
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