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Sanjaya

A particularly annoying, typically bashful male pre-teen or teen semi-transsexual of South Asian descent. These young males can be observed selling themselves on the streets of Manila, Hanoi and Kolkata, competing in international telethons or contests, or singing at tacky wedding receptions in Delhi.
That businessman from Indiana is going to Cambodia to buy several Sanjayas to take back to the Marriott, where after they have exhausted their passions will retire to the lobby disco to watch several other Sanjayas perform their contortionist routine to Enya.
by Lulueee March 2, 2009
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Sanjaya

A person people need to stop WHINING about. I mean, who CARES if a guy who can't sing is on American Idol? Give it a rest already! You're just being slaves to the show. Because the more you talk about Sanjaya, the more people watch it out of curiousity. If you don't like him, just don't vote for him! Leave us American Idol haters alone. There are plently of bad singers in the entertainment business. He's not the first. I have never heard him sing, because I don't watch AI, but I DO know that if you don't like him you can turn your television OFF.
Person: OMG have you heard about Sanjaya he is such a bad singer!
American Idol: Yes, talk about Sanjaya. Publicize our show, torture the AI haters.
by Carynne No. April 25, 2007
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Sanjaya

A slang term commonly used by certain radio stations in place of the word vagina
Dude, her Sanjaya is totally hanging out...
by AceTheDark November 5, 2007
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sanjaya

1. (v) To fake one's way into an admirable position by way of ostentatious, asocial, jailbait characteristics which simultaneously surprise and seduce those who promote you to the position.

2. (n) Charlatan pretense which is simultaneously homoerotic--to appeal to pedophilian men--and gentle--to appeal to tween girls.
I sanjayad my way through the whole interview. My new boss created a VP position for me, likely because he and his daughter independently want to have sex with me.
by Ethan Peter May 31, 2007
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sanjaya

an american idol contestant that shouldnt have even been allowed to go to hollywood. in other words "FAGGOT"!
dave is sucha a Sanjaya
by drefe May 13, 2007
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sanjaya

a rich italian hindu that used to be a poor rice farmer, and a mercinary and spy. Now he is a singer and has a hot girlfriend, also a goodlooking indian guy with italian and greek decent
"Man, that indian is a sanjaya, yeah browns"
by Germayne October 3, 2007
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Sanjaya Malakar

1)His heart is so big it can't fit in his chest :)

2) My future husband! <3

3) One of the best singers ever.
Sanjaya Malakar is so sweet and cute!
by i<3sanij October 18, 2008
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