retard sandwitch

A sandwitch made by a retard or you blaming something dumb on the sandwitch you ate.

I've been a klutz. Did I eat a retard sandwitch today?

or

Fuck this retard sandwitch they left off the meats.

by LiQuiD FeAR January 14, 2009

cock meat sandwitch

what the inmates eat at Guantanamo Bay. Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008). it is another word for sucking cock

the inmates next to harold and kumar had to enjoy there cock meat sandwitch while they had to wait for big bob

by samtheman4808 May 6, 2008

Banana Sandwitch

–adjective or verb
A phrase describing the state or the action of an individual or an object acting up, going bonkers or freaking out.

Synonyms:
Bonkers, nuts, crazy, wild, ballistic, cuckoo, haywire

1: "One minute my computer was working perfectly and the next minute it went banana sandwitch"

2:"They told me they lost the paperwork."
"Did you get mad?"
"I went absolutely banana sandwitch!"

by Benjamin Brahma May 29, 2009

penutbutter and jelly sandwitch

a penutbutter and jelly sandwitch is very simple. You take 2 peices of bread and spread penutbutter on one slice and jelly on the other. Then you put the two peices together and eat. there are many different versions of this such as: penutbutter and banana, penutbutter and marshmellow fluf, ect.

hey mom, and you get me a penutbutter and jelly sandwitch please?

by jake burnt May 11, 2006

cool water sandwitch

-noun
an individual serving of cold beer, especially if taken from an ice-filled cooler.

There's nothing like a nice, cool water sandwitch in the morning to cure a hangover.

by Thaddeus Davis December 28, 2007

Arby's Sandwitch

The act of coverings a girl's pussy with barbecue sauce and then proceeding to eat her out.

Girl:"You Hungy?"
Guy:"Yea how bout an Arby's sandwitch?"

by fafafafresch November 3, 2009

grilled cheese sandwitch

a synnonym for a grandmas nasty old crusty vagina. even though people dont think its possible, a yellow/green gooo will develop after too long of a period without sex or after menopause.

Q:why didnt grandpa go down on grand ma?

A:have you ever opened a grilled cheese sandwitch?

kid talking to grand pa
kid:grand pa?
grandpa:yes boy?
kid:arent you lactose intolerant?
grandpa:why yes child. i am... why do you ask?
kid: well, every time im over hear i see you eat grandmas grilled cheese and you dont seem to look sick untill you open your eyes.

by will tremaine May 10, 2005