Santorum surge

The sudden expulsion of santorum from the anus.

Oh my god when he farted there was this huge santorum surge.

by jjhf0 January 6, 2012

Santorum

That frothy mixture of lube & fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex

Abby said that after she & John had anal sex, she had to wash the santorum off right away.

by Savage Love October 3, 2009

rick santorum

1. Santorum refers to the frothy mixture of lube, ejaculate, and the contents of a person's rectum, which is a byproduct of anal sex. To rick santorum means to lick and slurp said santorum directly from someone's ass.

2. Rick Santorum may also refer to a homophobic douchebag running for president under the guise of "family values."

1. "I'll let you fuck me up the ass, but only if you rick the santorum afterwards."

2. "I just googled politician Rick Santorum and I got a bunch of results about anal sex."

by kickflipthecat August 21, 2011

Santorimming

A variant of tebowing.

1. (V.) - The act of making a racist statement and then claiming you said something similar but nonsensical.

2. (V.) - Like felching but worse.

1. The property values in my neighborhood have declined ever since those "blahpeople" moved in.

2. Those two faggots were Santorimming in the guest bedroom.

by FakeFxck January 9, 2012

santorum

Defined by many, coined by his Capitol Hill spa mates because of his infamous lack of rectal pre-sex hygiene, for the mess that results.

Capitol Hill Spa Buddy: "Awwwe, Damn Richardo! Look at this mess; haven't you ever heard of a little thing called WATER! It ain't that difficult, Jeez! Look, dudes, all this nasty santorum he left on me!"

by chucki August 20, 2011

santorum

CORRECTION!!:

Despite what other entries say, the word SANTORUM, as defined by sex columnist Dan Savage, is NOT solely the byproduct of MALE GAY anal sex! The REAL definition of SANTORUM ONLY NECESSARILY INCLUDES "LUBE AND FECAL MATTER." As such, this term may be applied to lubricated anal sex between partners of any sex, or even ANAL SELF-PLAY.

SANTORUM NEED NOT NECESSARILY INCLUDE MALE EJACULATE!!
ANYONE can produce it.

"As she pounded her gaping asshole with the dildo, some SANTORUM leaked out, and so the director demanded a scene re-shoot."

by Savage Love Fan February 8, 2008

Dirty Santorum

1. After ass-banging Rick Santorum, and busting a load on his ass, you must smear your fingers in the frothy mix of fecal matter, semen, and lube to finally rub it across his upper lip.

2. Applying this method to anyone else.

When I was bangin Rick I think he slightly shat, so I gave him the worst Dirty Santorum he'll ever remember.

by dirty-dbag June 6, 2011