Samsonized

To make something better or to improve it.

Man you really samsonized your ride.

by TDBE May 14, 2018

Samsonize

To improve or make better.

You need to Samsonize your ride.

by TDBE May 14, 2018

samsonite

Rectum, butthole, etc. Used to smuggle paraphernalia in prison.

Morgan Spurlock: In jail we would hide things up our sphincter.
Stephen Colbert: Oh yeah.. right up the old Samsonite..

by wetdirtmud August 30, 2006

samsonite

Baggage, slows you down. Impeding progress.

Brien is like samsonite yo! He's like luggage or some bad baggage.He's slowing me down.

by smitty 73 November 7, 2007

Simpsonizers

Cody Simpson's "angels" are called Simpsonizers, Simpsonizers go hard, mess with them and you'll know it.

Simpsonizers are awesome <3 <3

by IloveCodySimpsonAw January 2, 2012

Uncle SAMSONITE

Uncle SAMSONITE is a fat ass dick who likes to dance with Parker Sofia and kara and has a cat tubbs. He rides on bigweld. And his fav song is lemon on the chain with a v cut

ITS TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH UNCLE SAMSONITE

by uncle Samsonite June 10, 2016

Ysabel Jones Samsonite Romanov

a girl who moves from guy to guy in a close circle of friends, typically being of asian descent, and having no leverage on either cleavage nor buttocks, so basically flat.

chris-"hey i heard you hooked up with a girl last night."

mike-"yeah i did but then i realized she was a total Ysabel Jones Samsonite Romanov."

by The_Troop January 26, 2011