Routermonkey (noun)
A person who’s vocation centers on design and/or maintenance of internetworking infrastructure which generally consists of; data routers, switches and firewalls.
The routermonkey is typically very curious regarding “cause and affect relationships” (example – If I remove this route… what will break) they tend to be very clandestine by nature, usually only associating with the IT uber class. A routermonkey very rarely will speak to an actual “end user” as their social skills are poor. A routermonkey’s vocabulary consists of mostly acronyms and routinely attempt to explain binary to decimal conversion and the like, generally placing their audience into a hypnotic like state. If forced to explain details of network related tasks to a outsider – most routermonkey’s resort to drawing pictures using a program called “Visio”.
Routermonkey’s covet internetworking industry certifications such as:
CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate)
CCNP (Cisco Certified Network Professional)
And the routermonkey holly grail being CCIE (Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert)
A person who’s vocation centers on design and/or maintenance of internetworking infrastructure which generally consists of; data routers, switches and firewalls.
The routermonkey is typically very curious regarding “cause and affect relationships” (example – If I remove this route… what will break) they tend to be very clandestine by nature, usually only associating with the IT uber class. A routermonkey very rarely will speak to an actual “end user” as their social skills are poor. A routermonkey’s vocabulary consists of mostly acronyms and routinely attempt to explain binary to decimal conversion and the like, generally placing their audience into a hypnotic like state. If forced to explain details of network related tasks to a outsider – most routermonkey’s resort to drawing pictures using a program called “Visio”.
Routermonkey’s covet internetworking industry certifications such as:
CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate)
CCNP (Cisco Certified Network Professional)
And the routermonkey holly grail being CCIE (Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert)
IT Manager, Q: "why is the network so slow? Did you make any changes today"
Routermonkey, A: "It depends on what you mean by chages??"
Routermonkey, A: "It depends on what you mean by chages??"
by Barney Gaumer August 24, 2007
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After a night of heavy drinking and pounding techno music, Salvatore made the mistake of stopping by Tony's Diner for a meatball sub. The greasy meal combined with his already drunken state caused him to vomit on one neighbor's driveway, and have a violent bowel movement on another neighbor's front porch. When he finally made it to his front door, Salvatore could only grimace at the repurcussions his New Jersey Paper Route would usher in the following day.
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When confronted with many options, the decision maker takes the path that is the most morally dubious.
Mike had to choose between his conscience and satisfying the most immediate of his desires. Should he have slept with Brenda Doherty or saved his son Tommy who was in the middle of an allergic reaction from eating peanuts. Through deep soul searching Mike ended up taking The Tomato Route. He'll be giving a heartfelt eulogy for Tommy this Saturday at Our Lady of the Holy Rosary under the auspices of father Frank Doherty.
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Get the Paper Route mug.A route 24 is when you gotta shit real bad so you pull over on the side of the highway, and drop a deuce in the woods.
Tommy: "Aw dude I was on my way to Steph's and I took a route 24."
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Tommy: "Hand sanitizer, dunkin donuts napkins, and moist wipes from Outback."
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Get the Wifi router mug.Commonly referred to as “PRE” is the record group with the main members being Young Dolph and Key Glock. Glock still remains in the group, saying he will “ride till he die”. Dolphs involvement with the group came to an abrupt end in 2021 when he was shot getting cookies for his son. Young Dolph was a lyrically gifted genius. In some ways he can be compared to the great works of Mozart and Merle haggard. One of his most inspirational quotes was “don’t play with me play with yo bitch”. Key Glock still remains an active member in the group. In famous words of key Glock “money over bitches”. According to Glock Paper Route Business is all about getting money.
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