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Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin

A breakfast muffin made with prunes and coffee grounds baked in, for lots and lots of extra fiber and caffeine. Guaranteed to wake you up, give you plenty of extra morning energy - and go through your entire digestive tract like a Vesuvius of wire brushes!
My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!
by Kenneth Zevo July 10, 2022
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Rotos

The meanining of rotos is a specific editting style that consists in mostly rotation of clios and scales. It was created by an anime editor called Xqndros(Xandros) back in 2018.
He did edgy rotos instead of vibe.
by Flashkey July 25, 2022
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roto-disc

A machine of one or two discs made of tiles orbiting around a third disc, used for defending buildings.
“The roto-disc first appeared in Super Mario Bros. 3.”
by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021
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Roto-ray

The whirly bird on the front of a fire truck.
Chief, can we put a roto-ray on the front of E-3.
by Tykay January 18, 2023
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Roto shit

Mom mom didn't clean my room so I roto shit my step dads laundry.
by Dubfible May 18, 2019
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Roto

When you and the boys are putting a blunt or handle of alcohol in rotation to finish it quickly and get {sloshed}, you put it in roto.
We better put this captain Morgan in roto before my dad gets home!
by Steven comrade June 9, 2019
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Roto-annual

An event occurring once every two years, or every other year. An alternative to the often confusing bi-annually, which means twice a year.
I was heading to the roto-annual Furcon in Baltimore, when all of the sudden the sandwich vendor ate a bird.
by Quhlena April 21, 2025
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