Roofies

A drug known as the "date rape drug" with a misleading name. You're more likey to end up on the floor than the roof.

Me: Man, he slipped me roofies last night. How did I get down?
Mike: From where?
Me: The roof.
Mike: You were on the floor.
Me: But they're called roofies.
Mike: It's a stupid name.
Me: Oh.

by hn260 May 16, 2010

Roofy

DAte pill.

He wanted roofy, but it cost alot.

by Roofy April 2, 2003

roofie

What anyone with a penis will need before they can bang Lindsay Lohan.

I had to slip 3 roofies into LiLo's drink before it had any effect on her.

by Dyke van Dick August 7, 2010

roofie

Rohypnol

I wish someone'd waste a roofie in my drink. I'd be hella fucked up.

by ive-ree August 26, 2003

Roofied

When you get so drunk that someone might as well have spiked your drink.

Yeah man, I don't remember anything...I was roofied!

by spayzant December 20, 2010

Roofied

To get unknowingly raped on a test. When initially after taking a test you feel very good about it, only to find out when you receive your results you did very poorly. Derived from the fact that after ingesting the drug Flunitrazepam(roofie), you can get raped and not even know it.

Johnny left the exam room feeling as if he aced the multiple choice section and wrote an amazing essay. Little did he know that he actually got roofied by the test, and will receive a score of 47%.

by jecksta October 14, 2014

ROOFI

Robotic Operations Of Federal Innuendo- A failed idea of the Government (James F. Steele) killing off anyone displeasing, like Fergie, only that would result in negative feedback from people who like her music. In a democracy, everything has to favor the people. Using the latest in robotic technology, androids would be sent all over the place, killing public figures that "rabble-rouse".

What a scary thought... This would've been used to stop any Government overthrow, though... They'd probably be named ROOFI-bots

by Andriffic November 22, 2009