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tree rodent

The tree rodents were teasing my dog on today's walk
by Just an other guy September 7, 2021
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Tree rodent

Your common, everyday squirrel. The bullies of urban wildlife
When I take my dog for a walk in the park, c the tree rodents tease him unmercifully.
by anonymous October 16, 2021
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lip rodent

A bushy mustache, particularly one confined to the upper lip. Often grown for Movember by fools who don't know their head from their ass when it comes to proper facial hair grooming.
Yeah, I fucking dumped that lip rodent sporting tool; he spent so much time looking in the mirror he forgot to brush his teeth.
by REvisionIST February 26, 2018
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rodente cavorte

When the cats away the mice will play
Look into your work mates cubicle when your boss is gone and whisper "rodente cavorte". Rodente cavorte will cue your accomplis in crime to the fact your boss is out of town for the day and you have latitude to play like mice when the cat is away.
by sweet pea! December 8, 2006
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rodent features

a kid who look like a rat
a kid who live poor
a kid who like to rumage in bins
that of which marcus has many
hey rodent features,u poor ugly kid, get the hell outa my bin
by jimcharlton April 18, 2005
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Butt Rodent

1) A person or persons who is generally and repeatedly annoying, not taking the hint that you don't want him/her around. Similar to rats in the fact that they are both bothersome and extremely hard to get rid of.

2) A person who is one of several species of "Dirties" (disease carrying vermin who are obnoxiously annoying, cannot control the volume of their voice, and make you feel like you need a shower after you stand in their presence.) "Butt Rodents" usually congregate together whenever possible, and recruit every new student they can into their group, thus reproducing like rats. Most likely are enrolled in BD classes.
1)
Person 1: Dude, Cameron will NOT shut the hell up. I tell him to go away but he doesn't get it.
Person 2: What a Butt Rodent.

2)
Butt Rodent: Hi! I'm Kabrina! Do you have any spare batteries I could use for my walkman? *snorts*
Me: Begone! Butt Rodent!
by Reverend McLovin March 6, 2011
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rodent surprise

when a man uses a white hamster or gerbil as a condom. After he has spaffed he fishes out the mangled corpse which looks like what can only be described as hairy placenta. It is then fried or grilled and is an excellent with a sherry or on a hot summers day some pimms. To make a deluxe you must remove from the vagina and place into the rectum.
"good morning honey, i cooked you up a nice rodent surprise!"

"lets make this fucker a deluxe"
by moses okeffe japel September 3, 2012
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