Ripping a van winkle

To intend to take a short nap, but end up sleeping for a much longer period. Refers to the story of Rip Van Winkle who fell asleep for a hundred years.

I meant to take a quick nap before my next class but I ended up ripping a van winkle and missing my midterm.

by TheBleedingPen March 2, 2009

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Rectal ripper

A painful fart.

Ahhhh!! a rectal ripper rupture, l fear!

by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

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This is a person (who is a low life) who is ripped; however he only obtains this level of ripped from the manual labor job that they are forced to do due to a lack of qualifications or a criminal record. These people generally walk around with their shirt off on mild or cold days to try and show off their scally ripped body.

Look at that scally ripped mother fucker who is walking down the street with his shirt off

by captain scally 3000 September 14, 2010

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Ripped him a second asshole

This can also be ripped her a second asshole. Originally this phrase meant to attack someone with vicious and overwhelming brutality but, over time the meaning changed to become to reprimand someone so totally and effectively that it effectively destroyed them. If you have ripped him (or her) a second asshole you have administered the ultimate put down.

Jay, you know that wanker Malcolm ruined the design for the new website? Well the boss called him into his office and ten minutes later Malcolm came out, he was pale and shaking and I think he'd pissed himself! The boss sure ripped him a second asshole and on top of that he got potted!

by Croatalin December 1, 2013

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