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religitic

noun, pejorative: a loony nutcase who adheres to religitics (portmanteau of religious + lunatic);

adjective: of or concerning religitics
My uncle believes you can only be Christian if you support supply-side economics; he is such a religitic.
by Danstrom August 11, 2010
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religitainment

religion + entertainment

Think Veggietales. Or any type of flims they show in Christian private schools that are entertaining but also have a religious agenda.
When I went to Catholic school, every friday we got to see a religitainment film.
by katie tran May 7, 2004
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Religitics

The practice of being unable to see or acknowlege political realities because of zealous religious beliefs. Usually manifested by expressing opinions dogmatically with no attempt to persuade.
You know the world's gone mad when Pat Robertson is talking more common sense than Ann Coulter. Spouting religitics can sell books, but it just pisses off most people.
by M Rowe February 7, 2009
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religism

Similar to rascism but when one person hates another because of their religion (religism). Religious intolerance.
The recent protests against Islam is an example of religism.
by Shmeg1174 August 11, 2015
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Religit

Adj.

A term used by mostly Athiests to describe religious peoples in a degrading form. Derived from the word "religion" and the word "idiot"
Man 1: "Yo, I had to hit the Catholic church with my fam."
Man 2: "Did you have to eat God's Loins and Drink God's blood??"
Man 1: "No, Thank God"
Man 2: "Yeah, those stupid cannibalistic religits"
by Cory Lavery July 17, 2009
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Religiotard

<noun> Def. - someone whose stupidity is so encompassingly immense that it can only be expressed on the QUANTUM scale rather than the physical, and the quantity of which has religion (in any form) as its primary means of expression.

Not to be confused with moron, retard, imbecile or cretin, since the quantity of stupidity involved for the religiotard is mathematically greater exponentially {stupid X n n= infinity} and can potentially permeate a large part of the physical universe, rather than only the brains of those nearby.
So you are saying that the universe is ruled by a mysterious invisible sky-being for which we have no proof whatsoever? Are you sure you want to state that you believe that? that breaks all records for stupidity - religiotard alert everybody!!!
by Faith Baiter January 6, 2015
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Religiot

An insulting but non-generalizing word used in specific instances to describe a person that is an idiot and religious.

The word is sometimes used by athiots.

Specific instances include:
1) If you aren't an idiot and/or not religious then the term does not apply to you.
2) If you are religious and you believe natural selection is a cause of biological change or plays a causal role in the trajectory of evolution.
3) If you are religious and stab yourself to try an prove a point.
4) If you are religious and think by suddenly giving all your possession to the poor when you think it is the end of the world you will suddenly be a better person.
Singular: The religiot stabbed himself to try and show religion is true.

Plural: A group of religiots sold all their possessions and gave it to the poor because they thought the world is going to end soon.
by The_Interwebs December 11, 2011
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