rectite

As reported by comedian Dave Barry, a businessman by the name of Jim Munn was planning to implement an idea allegedly relayed to him by a federal health inspector: gluing the rectums of Thanksgiving turkeys shut in order to decrease the risk of salmonella poisoning.

The proposed name for this product/service was 'Rectite.'

It is unclear if the product made it out of the development stage. This may be an urban legend, although Snopes.com has no entry for it as of 2-June-05.

Wow, did you hear what happened to the Joneses? They got salmonella from their Thanksgiving Turkey! I sure am glad you got a Turkey with Rectite, honey- salmonella is no fun.

by rosignol June 8, 2005

rectitude

rightness, what happens after you do something morally correct. when you judge correctly in a moral situation. Righteousness.

rectitudinous-adj

i didn't want to punch him because it held little rectitude for me.

i have rectitude because i chose to save my brother instead of a bag of money.

stop being rectitudinous! you're making us all look like immoral thugs.

by thebabybunny December 10, 2008

Rickity Fuck

When something goes out of whack.

When the bus changed routes tanner told his math teacher that the bus went all rickity fuck

by alixvv October 7, 2009

Recite Dead Meme Feburary

Post one dead meme on your account for each day of February.

Thanks to Recite Dead Meme Feburary, Harambe has come back from the dead!

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 18, 2018

reckinism

Discrimination against people who take narcotics and/or prescribed drugs, simply because of the fact they take drugs.

You: “Oh i feel so bad for my friend, someone was being so reckist against them the other day just because they take drugs”
Them: “ Oh my gosh that’s so rude, reckinism is on the rise so much right now it’s awful, it’s not exactly your friends fault is it?”

by chaotically_sage March 18, 2022

Rickity Shickity

A game played with a ball or other object with two or more players. The object is thrown up onto a angled surface, such as a roof, by Player 1 (P1), and P2 must catch the object midair and throw it back onto the roof. Then P3. Then P4. and so on. Until P1 plays again. If a player is on the ground when they catch it, miss the ball, or throw the ball over the roof, they lose a point or gain a letter. Rickity Shickity can be scored many ways. HORSE scoring is common. You can also play elimination after a certain number of violations. Also, this game is hilarious to watch when the participants are tipsy or drunk.

Dude, you wanna play some Rickity Shickity with us during lunch? Yea man, who else is playin?

by C - Dub - Weekly October 19, 2008

optical rectitis

n. A shitty outlook on life. Derived from optical, refering to sight or vision; and rectum, refering to the orifice from where shit is delivered to the outside world.

Decision makers at all levels (governmental, corporate, bosses, parents, etc.) must have Optical Rectitis since they seem to make some really bad decisions more often than not. The symptoms are everywhere - too much government, failed corporations, discredited government officials and executives, corporate bailouts, public dishonesty, abuse of power, superficial strategies, and failed initiatives.

by UrbanAg December 26, 2009