tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device

Pretty self explanatory isnt it?

the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good

by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006

Realtard

A retarded realtor, aka all realtors.

The Realtard fooled me into paying $500k for a 1 bedroom condo in Miami in 2006, claiming that real estate "ALWAYS GOES UP!" The Realtard got a 6% commission off of that sale, for a total of $30k in his pocket. Here I sit in 2010, squatting in my pre-foreclosure condo which is now only worth $200k.

by HousingBubbleSquatter September 15, 2010

Juno Reactor

Juno Reactor is a trance/goa electronica group. Started in 1990 by Ben Watkins and Stephen Holweck. Notable albums include 'Bible of Dreams', 'Shango', and "Labyrinth". They are best known in pop culture for their work in the Matrix movies.

Matt: My favorite Juno Reactor song is 'God is God'.
Chase: I agree!

by Erik N. February 4, 2006

Realworlders

Those Luddite folks who prefer to live in the real and tangible world and who eschew computers and online commerce or social networking.

We are the Realworlders, the old farts who refuse to be sucked into the electronic universe!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 13, 2023

realitor

A mispronounciation of realtor. Used by people who never learned the right way.

Guy 1: I want to buy a house, so I'll contact my realitor (reel-it-tor)
Guy 2: It's "realtor" (real-tor), moron.

by mrnobodyperson April 24, 2014

realturd

A real estate agent with an overinflated sense of entitlement or importance. Usually a spoiled Baby Boomer with a trust fund who sells real estate out of boredom and the need for social limelight.

Dismayed, the realturd huffed at her client for trying to negotiate a 2% commission and then lambasted her manager for poor leads because two listings weren't enough to support her lifestyle until her next trust fund check arrived.

by quintuenoahs July 7, 2011

nuclear reactor

Shotgunning a beer as an associate pours whiskey -- dammit, any hard liquor -- into the can.

D'you hear 'bout the fella that passed away?
Aye. Demolished three nuclear reactors in one sitting.

Limit yourself to one nuclear reactor per evening.

by edwinmassix June 2, 2011