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Realist masturbator

A person who masturbates only to women/men that are in their league.
Yo dude Mike told me he only jerks off to fat chicks.

Yeah cause Mike's a realist masturbator.
by Elmo24 October 20, 2012
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Optimistic Realist

Someone who is able to look at the positive side of life while maintaining a realistic viewpoint. Although seemingly contradictory (or even possibly as an oxymoron), it clearly is not due to the fact that realism has no positive or negative association, only a focus on the realistic elements of a situation.
Craig is an optimistic realist because while he understands that in reality, negative things can happen, that there is an equal chance that positive things will happen.
by Capritzki Pomadurn August 23, 2010
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MySpace realist

A myspace user who is aware of everything that being a myspacer entails, yet does not lower themselves to beg for comments, beg for picture comments or believe in and repost life-threatening bulletins. There are many other forms of bs floating around myspace, such as myspace husbands and wives etc, and this person refuses to engage in these rituals, using myspace purely as a communication forum to re-connect with old high school friends and friends who have since moved away to college etc. This type of myspace user may or may not check ones page everyday, but the prescence or lack of comments and messages will not affect this persons self esteem or bother them in any way.
My buddy Taylor doesn't care whether or not he gets new friends or comments at all, and he only has like 30 friends, and get this, he knows them personally! What a myspace realist.
by Brady Cabe May 3, 2006
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the realist nigga

A person who haves the strength of 10 thousand thundering rhinos. The speed of 57 cheetah and can kill a nigga with his thumb nail. The realist nigga only tells the truth and can fuck three bitchs turn around throw his hat fuck two more bitchs turn around a catch his hat.
Hey bruh that nigga dakarai over there is the realist nigga
by The realist nigga (official) January 24, 2017
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Conspiracy Realist

A person who understands that the "Conspiracy Theory" is no longer a theory and now has an abundance of truth and/or facts which point to the real reality
"That Conspiracy Realist is open minded and willing to pull back the curtain to see what is really going on."

"Take the Red Pill and become a Conspiracy Realist."

"Eventually the truth is brought to light, and history tells the real story, vindicating the Conspiracy Theorists."
by Conspiracy Realist July 12, 2020
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Da Realist

Don't mess with me, I'm Da Realist in here.
by Crawly March 24, 2007
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Sir Realist

See that wack job over there in the corner of the gallery? He's the Sir Realist.
by Drew Simpson April 13, 2010
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