Writing some form of "happy birthday" on someone's wall on Facebook based on how well you know/like the person.
-Don't know the person: Don't say happy birthday
-Don't like the person: "hbd"
-Indifferent to the person: "happy birthday"
-Don't know but still like the person: "happy birthday!"
-Talked to the person once or twice: "happy birthday!!" or "Happy Birthday {insert name}"
-Friends but not close friends: "Happy Birthday {insert name}! Have a good one!"
-Good friends: "Happy Birthday {insert name}!!!!!!!! {insert inside joke} have an awesome day!!"
-Best friends (mostly for girls): Long and obnoxious post taking up half the newsfeed filled with hearts and inside jokes
-Don't know the person: Don't say happy birthday
-Don't like the person: "hbd"
-Indifferent to the person: "happy birthday"
-Don't know but still like the person: "happy birthday!"
-Talked to the person once or twice: "happy birthday!!" or "Happy Birthday {insert name}"
-Friends but not close friends: "Happy Birthday {insert name}! Have a good one!"
-Good friends: "Happy Birthday {insert name}!!!!!!!! {insert inside joke} have an awesome day!!"
-Best friends (mostly for girls): Long and obnoxious post taking up half the newsfeed filled with hearts and inside jokes
Dude, Emma just wrote "hbd" on your wall...according to the Hbd Rate it looks like she's mad at you.
I didn't know Hannah liked me so much until she wrote "Happy Birthday" on my wall with 5 exclamation points! Damn, that's high on the Hbd Rate!
Ew I don't even know this kid...guess I won't wish him happy birthday since I religiously follow the Hbd Rate.
I didn't know Hannah liked me so much until she wrote "Happy Birthday" on my wall with 5 exclamation points! Damn, that's high on the Hbd Rate!
Ew I don't even know this kid...guess I won't wish him happy birthday since I religiously follow the Hbd Rate.
by Kevinn07 July 31, 2011
Get the Hbd Rate mug.1. The rate at which new employees vacate a given job or company, based on dissatisfaction with bad work conditions.
2. The rate at which a person's previous meal vacates his or her stomach, based on the intensity of their vomitting.
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2. The rate at which a person's previous meal vacates his or her stomach, based on the intensity of their vomitting.
3. The rate at which a man's semen vacates his testicles, prostate, and Cowper's glands, based on the intensity of masturbation.
All: Yale's MBA program postulates the "Churn Rate Paradigm" as:
Client's churn rate = k(worker's stomach churn rate) = k(new worker's churn rate)
The intervariable relation is proportional and geometric.
1. The new-employee churn rate at my previous job was really high.
2. The work itself was nauseating. I would vomit at least twice a day. On high traffic days, employee stomach churn rate was even higher.
3. It was a mopping job at a sperm bank/peep show/gay brothel (delete as appropriate). For some reason, I always ended up with the highest clientele churn rate. I hated that job. I'm going back to Taco Bell.
Client's churn rate = k(worker's stomach churn rate) = k(new worker's churn rate)
The intervariable relation is proportional and geometric.
1. The new-employee churn rate at my previous job was really high.
2. The work itself was nauseating. I would vomit at least twice a day. On high traffic days, employee stomach churn rate was even higher.
3. It was a mopping job at a sperm bank/peep show/gay brothel (delete as appropriate). For some reason, I always ended up with the highest clientele churn rate. I hated that job. I'm going back to Taco Bell.
by HMB February 10, 2004
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