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Ass Rations

Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Rations are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These rations are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Ass Rations are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.

Also referred to as "Sex Coupons"
All my wife gave me for Christmas was a book of Ass Rations.
by Dodgamatic August 8, 2014
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rational number

Any number than can be turned into a fraction, that is not undefined by having a denominator of zero, is a rational number.
5/0 is not a rational number. 0/5 is.
by Kamisama May 16, 2005
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Rakion

An online game created by softnyx, who also created Gunbound. It is a fairly good game, but it has major lag and you can't get into certain rooms if your connection speed is different than someone in the room.

The beta version is only out right now, and you can choose up to 4 types of characters. You gain experience and level up, too.
<Guy 1> OMFG! Rakion lagz like crazy!
<Guy 2> I know, it's gay!
by Chris337 December 2, 2005
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pussy rationing

Pussy rationing females = females who don't consider themselves whores, but fuck with a nigga just to get money or material items in exchange for sex.
Damn dawg why you payin that hoes bills?

"she got best pussy ever"

Nah bra, she just pussy rationing got you thinking she your girl.
by d1rdyd December 18, 2010
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Rajinder

Means "lord of kings", derived from Sanskrit राज (raja) "king" combined with the name of the Hindu god INDRA, used here to mean "lord".

Multitalented and strong willed and any ladys perfect guy. a man of honour and respect. Masters in battle and martial arts, music, arts and romance. always cover their firends back and always seem to pull girls despite having no feelings for them. They don't let out any emotions unitl they find love! They are pretty much the modern asian spartans!
Hot chick 1: Guess who i slept with last nyt!
Hot chick 2: who?
Hot chick 1: Rajinder!
Hot chick 2: wat OMG i am soo jealous, plz give me his number!!
by admin charsubishi January 1, 2011
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cubicle rations

Any type of snack food brought from home and eaten between meals while working in a cubicle in an office environment.
cheez-its, wheat thins, protein bars, atkins shakes, fig newtons, goldfish crackers, oreos, apples, cheetos.
by Devin April 19, 2004
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Rationalwiki

A narrative-crafter website posing as being rational. They pretend to leave their wikis open to editing but ban anyone who edits any page in a way that conflicts with their highly, highly biased narrative.

They seem to think conspiracies are impossible despite a quick search for "conspiracy theories that turned out to be true" showing the list is long and continues to grow. Anyone who posts anything that conflicts with the "official narrative" is immedia banned permanently regardless of how solid the evidence and sourcing is.

In other words, the site should be renamed irrationalwiki as they have an unreasonably strong bias toward conformity and supposed "authority" which is antithetical to science and critical thinking.
Only braindead idiots think rationalwiki.com is a rational source for any information on anything.
by Science_not_Scientism May 30, 2021
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