pump action yoghurt rifle

male genitalia

I filled her to the brim with my pump action yoghurt rifle.

by grem November 3, 2003

riding rifle

Earning the right to ride in the trunk of someone's car. This is also the direct opposite of "riding bitch," where you are sitting center-backseat, sandwiched by your friends (aka: riding gay, riding whore) and also "riding shotgun," where you are sitting front passenger and live the good life. It is "trunk"'s responsibility for maintaining his own safety and accepting the fact that he may get hurt, while receiving additional personal space in situations where a small compact or sedan may have six or more total occupants. Complaining is assumed but is to be ignored by the driver in lieu of the verbal pact of the call.

Variations to "calling trunk" can include...well nothing, because normally it isn't an option and no one really fights for such a privilege as few have actually tried it to understand the advantages. Seniority rarely means anything when calling rifle.

Liza was riding rifle to chicken and rice because she didn't want to sit on Martin or Mike's lap as the 5th in the backseats..

by Romaster (R.K.) February 14, 2010

black rifle disease

The disease commonly developed after purchasing or building an ar15. Once you have one, you hafta have another. Common side effects are empty bank accounts, loss of jobs, and divorce

Jim's wife kicked him out and filed for divorce after he bought his 3rd black rifle after suffering from black rifle disease

by AR builder November 4, 2013

clean the rifle

Means to masturbate, only applies to men.

Time to go clean the rifle...i mean masturbate

by sick0 May 26, 2004

Plutonium Blast Rifle

Slang for any type of bong with a very large capacity for smoke.

Captain: load the plutonium blast rifle!
Ensign: AYE SIR!
Captain: Ignite Plutonium blast rifle!
Captain: :::::BUBBLING:::::
Captain: :::::violent Coughing:::::
seconds later.....
Ensign: sir do you need to report to sick bay?
Captain: shutup chris!

by Neb sicnarf January 16, 2008

monkey banana raffle

1. An example of a funny catch phrase that great leaders need to have.
2. Something that even a poor leader cannot lead monkeys to.

This phrase was popularized by the Adult Swim Cartoon, Sealab 2021 (Episode 47 - "Monkey Banana Raffle")

"You couldn't lead a monkey to a banana raffle. A leader needs funny catch phrases like: 'Take it to The Maxx!' and 'Monkey Banana Raffle!' "
-Maxx Stone Extreme Rebel Trillionaire.

by L. Griffith May 22, 2007

Rifle Kick

To kick someone lying on either the opposite side of the bed or under the covers.

Jesus Christ, Gary getting slapped caused him to 'rifle kick' Siobhan in the face!

by mfisher64 August 14, 2010