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Quagmire

Sex crazed neighbor of Peter Griffin in Family guy. ALL RIGHT.
by nO September 1, 2003
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Quamax

Quamax is like ! Or ¡ or ¿ a unknown figure.
by No no nigga aye! July 28, 2020
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Quamph

A male queef, consisting of a brisk expulsion of penile flatulence
"Did you just quamph?"

Dude, I just quamphed a hole in my boxers.

"One of these days, I'm going to get surgery to install a quampf-flap on my dick, in the hopes of manipulating it to be able to quamph the alphabet"
by Ordained Genocide October 14, 2019
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Quagmire

1. A muddy, swampy area that is hard to traverse.

2. A situation, often political/military, that's difficult to get out of. The building casualties and increased length of occupation in Iraq give one example.

3. Peter Griffin's sex-crazed and very loose next door neighbor on the show "Family Guy." A former Navy man, now a commercial pilot. Catchphrases include "Giggidy giggidy giggidy" and "Oh!" (accompanied by a thrusting motion with the arms)
"George W. Bush is actually quite talented. He managed to create a quagmire in a dry desert."

Host: Who else but Quagmire?
Song: He's Quagmire! Quagmire! You never really know what he's gonna do next, he's Quagmire! Quagmire!
Quagmire: Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy let's have sex!

Peter: Alright Cleveland, if this doesn't light a fire in your belly, nothing will. puts on a mask of Quagmire's face Hey, look at me, I'm Quagmire! I had sex with your wife! Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy!
Cleveland: Hahaha! Those are so his mannerisms!
by Zeke August 29, 2005
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No Qualms

similar to 'No Drama' or 'No Worries', No Qualms is an expression when a task is not a problem.
Adam: We are all out of tomato sauce! could you pop to the shop to pick some up?
Megan: yea of course, No Qualms. did you pick some toilet roll up the other day?
Adam: I did but not the good stuff we normally get, that cheap non branded stuff from Carl that doesn't agree with you.
Megan: AAAHH no way! that stuff gives me a terrible rash!
Adam I Know I'm really sorry
Megan: No Qualms.
by Ronald Von Dingle Breath January 5, 2014
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quampha (qum -Fa )

describes all the unnecessary things in life. can be used to describe an item, an event or a frame of mind. any and all unneeded things you or someone else has.
* her crib is so full of quampha she barely has room for a bed.
* my girlfriends handbag is full of Quampha, she has 3 shades of lipgloss, 2 umbrellas, 13 pens, 2 pairs of sunglasses and keys to a car I sold last year in it.
* my inbox keeps filling up with quampha.
* school filled my head with quampha, I wish they had taught me how to do something useful like cook.
by KennyF August 29, 2005
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