pweese

means please but it is said to make you sound cute and innocent. xx

"pweese can i borrow some money" said to your boyfriend

by clowie February 3, 2008

Pwee

Pwee comes from the word "Own", as used by gamers. Then they turned the word own into pown, a word that is a step up form own. To top everything the word pwee came about. This can also be used in the past tense, pweed. It was frowned upon for a while because it was misread as 'pee-wee', but after excess use it became a word that is used almost as much as pown. So if someone said they pweed you, then that means they beat you so bad they had to resort to the ultimate gamers version of owned, Pweed!!

"You just got pweed!"
"Want me to pwee you again?"
"I pwee at COD!"

by Pwee Master September 25, 2011

modus pwnens

This is a common form of reasoning about pwnage and is commonly accepted in most formal pwning systems. In the general form it states:
A Pwns B
If A has happened,
then we know that B has been pwned.

P.W.N.E.D.

Chuck Norris Pwns all Mortals
Socrates is mortal.
Chuck Norris has happened,
therefore by modus pwnens Socrates has been pwned.

This example is also valid with "you are" and "you have" in place of "Socrates is" and "Socrates has" respectively.

Note: It is well known that only an oracle (i.e. Chuck Norris) can decide if Chuck Norris Pwns non mortals.

by taiyo June 28, 2007

Pwned by a Chick

To completely fail as a man in either terms of video games, driving, BBQing, or any other event that a real MAN would never lose to a chick.

Me: F**k that guy can out drift me any day.. Friend: you know that's a chick driving right? Me: BULLSHIT!!!! Friend: How does it feel to be pwned by a chick!?!

by Xero _ Manifest December 5, 2010

pwnterbate

When a leet loves a woman who doesn't love him, he pwnterbates instead. Sometimes outside in her bushes.

Vince pwnterbated until it was raw and bloody.

by Oley January 5, 2005

paneer

Origially refers to an Indian variety of cheese, this is also used as slang for white people or goras due to the chalky white colour and texture.

Not neccessarily pejorative, although may be offensive in some contexts.

I am calling three of my friends for dinner, one of them is a paneer.

by Manisha May 3, 2006

pwned.nl

A site with a flash animation stereotyping the average Counter-Strike player. Everyone has seen it, yet people who just find it think it is new and post the link on forums, chat rooms, everywhere.

1337 Noob: LOLO LUK AT DIS VEDIO!111 IT IZ SO FUNEE!!121! PWNDE.NL
Everyone: OLD!

by Penguin X February 4, 2005