putting the cart before the horse

Doing things in the wrong order.

"She's buying a lot of new furniture before she has a job. She's putting the cart before the horse.

by KeeganBM June 1, 2014

one putt

Task that is expected to be relatively easy but, if not done properly, can turn into an embarrassing nightmare.

CBS executives: “Here Dan – here’s the latest on the Bush Air National Guard story. The docs show Bush’s superiors thought he was a schmuck, too. This is a one putt story if I’ve ever seen one – run it tonight at 6.”

by workinglate February 8, 2007

putting lipstick on a pig

A term used by many, generally in reference to someone who may be trying to make something or someone look appealing or attractive when it quite clearly will not work, or will only deceive the dumbest of people.

Car salesmen are generally good at "putting lipstick on a pig" because they are always selling unroadworthy buckets of shit and try and hide their shitfulness by tarting them up.

The dude in that car yard just put a body kit on that piece of shit. Talk about putting lipstick on a pig

by Scoundrel August 10, 2004

Putting her hair up

To give a super sloppy deepthroat blowjob that requires you to put your hair up beforehand.

Well cindy has been putting her hair up alot for me recently

by jewboi2 July 6, 2018

suicide putty

Parody of Billy Mays' mighty putty; from the You Tube Poop video YTP Billy Mays Suicide Putty

Hi! Billy Mays here with the new suicide putty! The easy way to kill yourself! Just knead to activate, apply, and die!

by awl1993 July 6, 2010

putted

A word people use when they skipped a few English classes.
This is, in fact, not a real word.

I putted on a dress

by AyaTheDoggo February 15, 2021

putting the blocks to

To have sex with

I've been putting the blocks to my secretary.

by court_case January 16, 2014