Punters pub

When your trying to get your penis into a girl and her vagina is too dry so you just sneak it in her ass.

Steve (to himself): ahhhhh god it's dry!
Dominique: ooo baby put it in
Steve (to himself): I know I will just sneak in the back door!
Fitzy: stevie give me the punters pub next

by Richard Hasherpes August 21, 2009

pufters

Pufters are Irish lads who privately hold a gay romance while outwardly displaying homophobia. Generally pufters will move away from Ireland together so they can hold their relationship without the danger of being exposed in their home country.

Q:Why did John and Fergus move all the way to Korea?

A:They must be pufters

by SineadO December 29, 2011

gooey patterson

The act of drilling a hole in a microwaved mellon and making love to it.

Wow, this gooey patterson is better than my fucking girlfriend!!!

by Mike March 7, 2005

Putter Muffler

A fart that rolls from a womans anus through her lips and out the front.

Amanda ripped a good putter muffler.

by theroomies February 23, 2008

nicole patterson

she likes to steal your Boston Cremes
and instead of tea, she says, "SpiLL tHE beaNs!!!"
she does dance that's why she's so lean
but hey, at least Nicole's not mean!!!
Nicole
Nicole
Nicole
nicole

Nicole Patterson: hi

by bear142567 June 2, 2019

Matt patterson

Also knows as mattres Matt Patterson is a very cute young boy capable of making you cry through his harsh words and cuteness

“Oi is that Matt Patterson how cute is he”
“I spent all day yesterday crying because of mattres”

by Ronshoe89 August 25, 2020

The Side-putter

When a female lays on her side while spreading her legs in the widest v-shape possiable. The male then takes his balls and swings them into the open vagina. Therefore making it a side-putter

I thought this chick was down to fuck, i went to through her the side-putter and she blocked me. This bitch aint no hoe.

by randycort87 January 16, 2015