Pornographone

Another name for a computer, introduced by Michael Swaim of "Does not Compute" featured on Cracked.com. The name was perpetuated through the video featured on February 21, 2011 and is now colloquially used by many who know of it.

"Dude, Does not Compute is so just a ripoff of Tosh.0!" - Phil
"O really? Go turn on your pornographone and look it up on Wikipedia. You have your chicken and the egg mixed up." - Xavier

by LordApocalyptica April 29, 2012

pornography

The reason why the family computer is always slow, Look in the job application folder in "dad's work stuff's"n you'll find alot of it.

<job application folder>

**Cindy12
**sexysarah
**cheeckychild



....etc.

by bing May 13, 2005

Pornography

The most addictive substance in the world. Is the worst mistake any person can make. No matter the age or gender of the person. Also called porn.

Pornography ruined my life and crushed every one of my relationships. I am now depressed. I shouldn’t have ever looked.

by Elizardloveshalo April 19, 2019

Pornography

See also The Internet

I wrote a definition already for the internet about how it has shit loads of pornography on it.

by C.D's September 20, 2017

Pwnography

Pictures/Videos of people getting pwned (Owned)

Izaak wont stop watching counter-strike pwnography

by Alex.P February 10, 2007

Violent Pornography

Exaggerations made by the news media in order to get more ratings or to brainwash their viewers.

Violent Pornography is also when the media is broadcasting tragedies such as accidents, incidents, violence, and wars constantly 24/7 to get people hooked to the T.V.

Fox News is full of violent pornography.

by Thatdude4 March 14, 2011

Pornography of regret

Deep sense of moral decay a guy feels after wanking on a Playboy´s Centerfold.

Father... I confess that I regularly wank on Playboy´s Centerfolds.

Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.

That´s so sick, Father...!

Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!

by rperazag May 17, 2010