PTA

Purposeless
Tired
Antiquated

What does PTA stand for: Purposeless, Tired, Antiquated

by Aunty Fred March 11, 2021

PTA

The PTA is a fictional organization mentioned in the 2013 Ninja Sex Party song, “FYI I Wanna F your A”. In the song PTA is conversational sexbanglish and stands for the Penis Touching Association and presumably must be signed in order to touch Danny Sexbang’s massive schlong.

“Like how I want you to sign up for the PTA, that’s the Penis Touching Association.”

by Avocado Paste March 20, 2021

PTA

Useless. Completely and utterly useless.

This definition is PTA.

by Perry the potato August 27, 2021

PTA

an informal word for "useless" derived from the parent teacher association which is absolutely useless.

What's with that random drawer in the fridge?
Idk, man, it's just PTA

by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021

PTA

Person To Act

Who is the PTA ?
Jos is the PTA for that product feature.

by rupiv September 21, 2021

PTA Mom

Like a soccer mom but with school, she makes sure her elementary school kids get strait A's by any means. Her ideas are the best, and her gluten-free, dairy-free, organic 'brownies' and SO much better than Helen's

"How in the world did Billy pass his test?"
"His moms a PTA mom, the teacher couldn't afford to not pass him."

by Ohmygodjustletmehavethisname January 26, 2017

PTA Mom

Only feed their kids all-natural, sugar-free, dairy-free, gluten-free, organic, flavorless food, are always competing for the most kids, drive mini-vans, play Kidz Bop 24/7, wear huge sunglasses and way too much brown eyeshadow, have dyed hair, soccer coach, never misses a parent-teacher conference, brings baked goods for every single elementary school event, uses words like "blood orange," carries a giant purse that's probably turquoise with never-ending snacks, wet-wipes, and gum, have a walking or yoga group, go to Starbucks every morning, is in a book club, always has the latest hot tea, writes a 'mommy-blog,' and is constantly looking for recipes on Pinterest or Good Housekeeping.

"Karen is such a PTA Mom. She's practically the teacher's pet!"
"Oh, I know! And so is Susan!"

by hotchkisser July 10, 2020