PTA
PTA by Aunty Fred March 11, 2021
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The PTA is a fictional organization mentioned in the 2013 Ninja Sex Party song, “FYI I Wanna F your A”. In the song PTA is conversational sexbanglish and stands for the Penis Touching Association and presumably must be signed in order to touch Danny Sexbang’s massive schlong.
PTA by Avocado Paste March 20, 2021
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an informal word for "useless" derived from the parent teacher association which is absolutely useless.
PTA by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021
PTA Mom
Like a soccer mom but with school, she makes sure her elementary school kids get strait A's by any means. Her ideas are the best, and her gluten-free, dairy-free, organic 'brownies' and SO much better than Helen's
"How in the world did Billy pass his test?"
"His moms a PTA mom, the teacher couldn't afford to not pass him."
"His moms a PTA mom, the teacher couldn't afford to not pass him."
PTA Mom by Ohmygodjustletmehavethisname January 26, 2017
PTA Mom
Only feed their kids all-natural, sugar-free, dairy-free, gluten-free, organic, flavorless food, are always competing for the most kids, drive mini-vans, play Kidz Bop 24/7, wear huge sunglasses and way too much brown eyeshadow, have dyed hair, soccer coach, never misses a parent-teacher conference, brings baked goods for every single elementary school event, uses words like "blood orange," carries a giant purse that's probably turquoise with never-ending snacks, wet-wipes, and gum, have a walking or yoga group, go to Starbucks every morning, is in a book club, always has the latest hot tea, writes a 'mommy-blog,' and is constantly looking for recipes on Pinterest or Good Housekeeping.
PTA Mom by hotchkisser July 10, 2020