by sociu February 23, 2022
Get the projectiley mug.Much like projectile vomit. In most average cases shit comes flying out of one's ass at 5000 miles per hour and rips your ass cheecks off, therefore leaving you assless for the rest of your life, unless the ass fairy comes in and creates new ass cheecks out of chicken fat for you.
Daniel had projectile diarrhea once and now he has no fucking friends because he smells like shit, fo shizzel!
by MaikuKitton September 27, 2006
Get the projectile diarrhea mug.When a fart emerges with such power and velocity that it can destroy and level all man-made structures within a wide radius.
His recent projectile asshole tornado was mistaken for an actual weather event by the National Weather Service when it virtually devastated an entire small midwestern town.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019
Get the projectile asshole tornado mug.by Jeff Thompson May 16, 2006
Get the penile projectile mug.To relieve stress, assuage grief, blow off steam, etc. by means of archery or gunfire, usually at a target, but sometimes in the form of hunting.
I was so pissed at my boss I had to go to the range for some full-auto, brass rainbow projectile therapy.
by jholler December 24, 2008
Get the projectile therapy mug.An explosive poop smoothie, often expelled just before toilet touchdown, leaving a disgusting map of shit on the bowl.
by Al Berich October 21, 2018
Get the Projectile diarrhea mug.Projectile ejaculation is where you masturbate until just prior to ejaculation, and then you hold it carefully back until somebody you really dislike is nearby and you let go, hitting them in the face or hair with a loud, wet SLAP.
by Jacques Asse October 21, 2009
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