Projectile shartarrhea

see shartarrhea

When I see Katie, I'm going to projectile shartarrhea on her chest.

by FDR's roommate April 16, 2009

projectile texting

(V) The act of texting while driving at high speed.

Excuse the misspelling. I'm projectile texting.

by Rastus McGee March 10, 2018

Projectile flatus

A surprise (lumpy fart) with attitude.

I was on the toilet when projectile flatus sent a turd down so hard it splashed water onto my ass.

by Al Berich January 21, 2019

projectile shitting

extreme diahrea. like to the point you start flying. like both in pain and in confusion. and cause of momentum from the shit.

"YOOO! I COUGHT BETHANY PROJECTILE SHITTING YESTERDAY!! ON CAMREA LOOK!"

by Liv!Hakana May 23, 2023

Projectile Therapy

To relieve stress, assuage grief, blow off steam, etc. by means of archery or gunfire, usually at a target, but sometimes in the form of hunting.

I was so pissed at my boss I had to go to the range for some full-auto, brass rainbow projectile therapy.

by Jeremy Holler April 22, 2007

Rectal projectile

The act of an enormous turd flying out one's rectum at a great speed, hitting with great force whatever is within it's range as it emerges.

"I just did this enormous rectal projectile!"

by Pogmothoin February 15, 2009

Projectile Whore

Someone whose Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 playstyle reflects a reliance on long distance attacks - usually involving some projectile such as a dagger.

Yo, stop using Unibeam, you projectile whore!

by ZaffBrach February 20, 2011